A FRIENDLY INTERNET INTERVENTION

respectfully,
touch grass.

You’ve scrolled enough. Let’s find you a little
adventure in the actual, real-life world.

find my outside thing
✓ no account · no endless feed · shoes encouraged
“the graphics are
pretty good out here.”♡
A dorky, smiling tuft of grass in tiny orange sneakers waves hello under a friendly sun.
this is Sprout.he believes in you.
certifiedvery
outside
✦ 100% real life ✦
FRESH AIR, FRESH LOREREAL LIFE HAS GREAT GRAPHICSYOUR NEXT SIDE QUEST IS OUTSIDE
OPERATION: LEAVE THE HOUSE

Okay, what’s the vibe?

big plans optional.
little adventures count.
YOUR LITTLE CORNER OF EARTH
HOW LONG FOR THE ACTIVITY? TRAVEL IS EXTRA.

The world is still there. We checked.

“But I’m…”

A LITTLE INSPIRATION

Big outside energy.
Tiny commitment.

A few ways to be a person today. Pick your area for actual nearby spots.

Your screen has had you long enough. Go let a tree be the most interesting thing in your feed.

You don’t have to make a whole thing of it.

A bench. A weird little leaf. Ten minutes doing absolutely nothing.
That counts. Sprout says so.

OFFICIALLY
enough.
LET’S GET YOU OUT THERE

Where on earth
are you?

City searches use a city reference point. Your actual location is used only if you grant permission.

or keep it old school

Your location stays in this tab. Search providers receive the location you choose to look up.

Sprout waves hello
MEET YOUR GENTLE INTERVENTION

Built for closing.

touchgrass helps you find one small, good thing to do outside. A park, a garden, a bit of wandering. Then it politely shows you the door.

  1. Choose your area and spare time.
  2. Pick a little outdoor mission.
  3. Put your shoes on. You’ve got this.

The map suggestions are real. Sprout’s qualifications are questionable.

THE TINY PRINT, NORMAL-SIZED

A small app.
A small footprint.

No account, ad trackers, or location history. Your chosen area is held in this tab and cleared on reload.

City searches go to Open-Meteo’s geocoding service. Chosen coordinates pass through this site’s server to NextGIS’s OpenStreetMap Overpass service for places, and go to Open-Meteo for weather. Anonymous place-query results may stay in the server’s memory cache for five minutes; no location history is saved to disk. Google Fonts serves our type. Opening directions takes you to Google Maps.

Share cards omit place names and coordinates by default. The download contains the mission and the joke.

This version uses hand-written humor. The Replit source also includes optional AI-written roasts; if enabled, only the mission category and roast preference are sent to the AI provider.

Map coverage varies. Opening hours, access, accessibility, and admission aren’t independently verified.